Malaysian English, straight foward and easy

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith.Did anyone page for me a few momentsago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away,this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Don’t want la…

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that….

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn’t the way to do it, here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u

Study at APIIT/UCTI one month liao !!

hiaz i study at college finally 1 month!!time pass by soo fast!!and now i got soo many thing to do until no time to go hangkai or watch movies!!haiz soo sad lah soo many assignment to do every subject also got assignment to do!!nowgot counter strike games competition just the lab beside me !!but i dono how to play lah ..........haha i seldom play computer games!!

Many things to do and new frenz!!

Aiya now at college got many things to do lah such as assignment lah,aiya some more have to write a book review lah 1000 words !!actually i dont like to read book ....story book haiz boring lah!!but still have to do it no choice lah!!haha i got some new friends from Klang that is very funny !!another frenz from Muar,Johor that name Theng Theng!!!He is a very funny guy...he still learning cantonese from us bcoz he dono how to speak cantonese!!when he speak we will all laugh at him!for example the word "Lei Huo Mah"and he will say "Lei Luo Mao"!I am quite happy at this college and got a very good and crazy classmates !!although my class have more guys that girls but we always talk non stop just like girls!!soo all my lecturer also pening with us bcoz we just talk,talk and talk non stop leh!!

So bored....in college

I'm fell so bored here at my college bcoz i have nothing to do between the break time of my class.yes we have a high tech computer lab but i cannot use my window live massenger here bcoz it is block by my college!!Everyday i just donno wat to do when i m on9!!there are no active club activity here ,in simce like the club here are not active at all what dancing club lah....blahblah club......macam tak wujub wan...haiz bored here!!the subject in my foundation course also very sian..!!

haiz....juz start my study at APIIT

After 3 month working at Metrojaya MV,I Finally start my study at APIIT,Bukit Jalil.The course is foundation and it will take 1 year to finish this course.i am a bit lazy to start studying bcoz have start study for neary 6 month.everyday have to wake up early bcoz the class start at 8.45am.i wake up normally at 10am when i am working.i got some new frenz so not so boring for me now at this college.I hope to get use to this new place soon......and get more frenz....

Finally Stop Working At Metrojaya Mid Valley

Haiz......after 3 month working at Metrojay Mid Valley,Finally 27 April is my last day working at ELLE HOMME because my supervisor didt want to hire me anymore because the counter will be closing on 21 May!!Actually my counter sales is very terrible compare with others brand.This brand is so kedekut everyday want me go to work at 5PM !! just 5 hour a day and just pay me R M4 Per Hour!!Last time i started working at Valentino Creations and my permanent gave me quite a long working hour everyday but i changed to ELLE HOMME after the CNY sales finish!!I would like to thanks ELLE HOMME permanent (Jassmine) and Valentino Creations permanent (Sharon) for thier great caring towards me!!Actually the Valentino Creations permanent is a very fussy and fierce woman and she want me to clean her counter everyday no matter what time i start work!!the most difficult things at Valentino Creations is that i and another part time have to pack 8 promotion bin cloth into 15 box and just 2 of us working that day my permanent and another part time off!!....it took us nearly 5 hour to finish man!!Everyday i also must take back the copy of memo that i open to all the customer and with a copy of resit reprint for every
memo!!

This is the special pass when i work at Metrojaya,MV!!i apply the pass only after i work there for 2 month !!I no need to give them my I/C loh!!

Too free......nothing to do

Now i so free that have nothing to do.Actually i went looking around for part/full time job but didn't get any job because all the job vacancy already full.haiz now everyday just sit at home and doing nothing.Today also i should go to my driving undang-undang test but the jpj computer server down.They cannot register my name for the past few day and end up i cannot go for the test!!!!I went to my driving school already and later have to went home and postponed the test to another date.