Why Proton??

I read from a website that make me laugh until speechless..basically you will always get something like top 10 reason why you choose this and that..and now i would like to talk about WHY CHOOSE PROTON??

10 Reason why Proton and not Toyota,Honda or Perodua.

1)Proton Competitive pricing (Tax others  100% of course you are the cheapest!!)

2)Quality of Proton (wow…The QC is so good until the door handle can break and the power window always jam!!

3)Proton is fun to drive-Good Handling (Lotus Engineered Lotus here and there…like selling mooncake lah.. Proton Exora (is actually malaysia-nise Lotus Evora!!)

4)Proton research and development R&D (yes we should proud of it..R&D locally (hmm..i ingat someone from LG Korea helped them a lot…malaysia boleh…they can claim the sky and moon owned by them)

5)Proton standard feature, it mean other brand car you need to pay extra to get the feature like autocruise or ABS..but proton you get all the feature as standard and it is cheap also .(Again…you tax other CKD car like 30%-50%..ohya where is proton 5 speed autogear box or keyless entry alarm system??…hmm i wonder)

6)Proton Manufacturing Capabilities

Only 11 countries out of the 146 World Trade Organisation members can design and manufacture a vehicle from the ground up with the latest technology, meeting the world standards.In 2002, Malaysia became the 11th country. Proton is also in a class apart, having gained a global reputation with Lotus which supplies technology, research and development to 10 car manufacturers.( yes very proud…hmm i wonder why honda city in thailand cost RM60K+ and have advance feature compared with the waja??, people produce 100K units of car..and proton 100 units only..low quantity=high cost useless !!)

7)Integrated Engineering of Proton

Proton has cutting-edge facilities whish offer a fully integrated engineering service, capable of creating new concepts and taking those initial concepts through a fully supported process of product design, development, prototyping and testing, right up to mass production. (hmm…concepts such as moon shape door that will break anytime , sword design handbrake, “WAU” design grill??)

8)Proton Reliability

ohmind..they say peace of mind with 5 years warranty (omg..better than toyota or honda)..yey..when you have problem …proton famous quoted…tak ada stock lah spareparts..or it is a defect that cannot be repair…just live with it lah!!)

9)Low Running Cost of Proton

Good FC…Damn good!!Wira 3 speed auto anyone or Camtakpro anyone??

10)Proton give peace of mind

Proton technology helps make safer cars by using strong materials for the chassis and Lotus engineering.It is important for Proton that in the unfortunate case of an accident or collision Proton passengers are kept safe within the protection of the safety cell incorporated into every car.Proton also equipped its car with alarm and immobiliser standard in every Proton.

(yey..very safe…because the airbag will open automatic without any collision…and the ABS will always fail!!)

-Quoted from kereta.info (look like proton fans club aka subsidiary company)

I really feel this top 10 reason why proton is a joke because most of it is actually the opposite of it..i hope all my reader will have a good laugh!!